The horrid singing inspector
Hello my name is ,Gladys Armstrong, and today was the day the horrid singing inspector came.
Now I don't like the singing inspector, why? You say, because he is so mean! His name is Raymond.
He wears big knikerbockers and thick socks, he has a round flustered face and peircing blue eyes with golden curls that sit on his head. He is the meanest most hated man I know! This is what happened, Mr. R called everyone to a big room, everyone except the big boys who only write exams and the little ones who are to young. We had to do the usaul and sing "do, ray, me, fah" and the little Tata and tete sounds. Mr R called out Charles and Benny first, they had to stand at the front and sing. "Now you short and tall, sing for us" Mr R said. They didn't know any song off by heart, honestly I felt a little bad for them. Mr R had his stick pointing at the modelater, not even the Blue Bells of Scotland or Minstrel Boy. He started fuming and roared "WHAT CAN YOU SING? SING ANYTHING!" Charles peeped "we can sing Pretty Polly" "THEN SING IT" Mr R screamed at the boys. He looked like the picture of the Bull of Bashan which was quite funny. They began singing, it was the most awful singing I've ever heard! Charles sang in a low voice and Benny sang in a high pitched, squeaky voice. We all wanted to laugh but we didn't. Then they stopped in the middle of the song as if they had no more breath. Mr R shouted " WASTE OF TIME A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME ON TWO VOICLESS IDOITS IN SINGING CLASS, SEND THEM OUT!". Then he called Jesse, she sang a nice song on the modelater. Then he called Iris and I, I was trembling while getting out of my seat, Iris was trying to hide because she was crawling out from behind the other Gladys. Iris was trying to sing but nothing came out, I was shaking in my socks, it looked like it was the earthquake and I was the only one shaking. Mr R said " what do we have here? The deaf and the dumb, WHERES YOUR VOICES GIRLS?" I wanted to shout out that he was the meanest person ever and I think Iris did too. He called up Winnie and Gladys Long to help us "paralyzed mutes".
I hope we never have to see him again.
Now I don't like the singing inspector, why? You say, because he is so mean! His name is Raymond.
He wears big knikerbockers and thick socks, he has a round flustered face and peircing blue eyes with golden curls that sit on his head. He is the meanest most hated man I know! This is what happened, Mr. R called everyone to a big room, everyone except the big boys who only write exams and the little ones who are to young. We had to do the usaul and sing "do, ray, me, fah" and the little Tata and tete sounds. Mr R called out Charles and Benny first, they had to stand at the front and sing. "Now you short and tall, sing for us" Mr R said. They didn't know any song off by heart, honestly I felt a little bad for them. Mr R had his stick pointing at the modelater, not even the Blue Bells of Scotland or Minstrel Boy. He started fuming and roared "WHAT CAN YOU SING? SING ANYTHING!" Charles peeped "we can sing Pretty Polly" "THEN SING IT" Mr R screamed at the boys. He looked like the picture of the Bull of Bashan which was quite funny. They began singing, it was the most awful singing I've ever heard! Charles sang in a low voice and Benny sang in a high pitched, squeaky voice. We all wanted to laugh but we didn't. Then they stopped in the middle of the song as if they had no more breath. Mr R shouted " WASTE OF TIME A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME ON TWO VOICLESS IDOITS IN SINGING CLASS, SEND THEM OUT!". Then he called Jesse, she sang a nice song on the modelater. Then he called Iris and I, I was trembling while getting out of my seat, Iris was trying to hide because she was crawling out from behind the other Gladys. Iris was trying to sing but nothing came out, I was shaking in my socks, it looked like it was the earthquake and I was the only one shaking. Mr R said " what do we have here? The deaf and the dumb, WHERES YOUR VOICES GIRLS?" I wanted to shout out that he was the meanest person ever and I think Iris did too. He called up Winnie and Gladys Long to help us "paralyzed mutes".
I hope we never have to see him again.
Wow,That was the most amazing description i have ever heard.
ReplyDeleteAnd i really feel bad for you,because he sounds so rude.
Well I feel you sometimes it feels like he is around me as well.
Well done you did amazingly.
Thank you Eva!
DeleteHi Shikina. I think your blog was funny and creative. I liked how you put so much effort into your character. I am so glad that we don't have singing inspectors anymore. Why did you choose your character.
ReplyDeleteHi ,Mathew,
DeleteI chose my character because she's a little like me,
I always shake and go blank in front of big crowds or if I have to do an oral.
Thank you!
well done Shikina. I could see that you toke time and effort to do your blog. your blog is very funny it felt like i was in the classroom with you . Well Done!
ReplyDeleteThank you Blake!
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